Give me my long sword, ho!

Okay, new life goal! It sucks to have sucky writing, that's why you gotsta make it awesome-like.



Okay, so these are text figures, as opposed to standard "lining" numbers which are more common. Notice how some dip up, dip down, or simply do nothing but sit there and revel in their own awesomeness. That step has been completed and looked awesome on accounting sheets. But there's more to life than writing numbers down.



There's stuff like this, too. Aside from actually having neat writing there, notice the ridiculously cool twanging on the h and g, the mind-blowing glyph guy on the t, and two of the best ampersands on the planet.



And this. The ever-grinning swash capital. Must... learn. There really can't be a point to life without all this.